Go read about the Accidental and Complete Coincidence of Newt's Extramarital Dickery during the Clinton impeachment.
"The honest answer is yes," Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press. "There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards."
C'mon, now. Everyone stop being so damn hard on the guy. Who doesn't backslide every now and again? Newt is doing his best Jimmy Swaggart (for the new millenium) act for Fundamentalist mobs who love that sort of thing almost as much as they love the slaughter of brown people in the third world.
Word has it that Newt may be scheduling a backslide with a fellow named Sanchez ( source --definitely NSFW due to throbbing cocks) sometime mid-summer in a repentance tag team event. A repentance "Super Bowl", if you will, that should coincide nicely with the New Year festivities '08, thus giving him enough momentum to cruise into the dictator's chair on Starship USA.
What might one call this Repentance Super Bowl? Hmmmm...'kay, got it.
Repentance '08: Guzzle God, not Rod.
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